Entertain Me!

So Jason went to Tahoe to snowboard for a few days and left me all by myself. So to keep myself entertained I had one of my very best friends in the world come and visit me. Well, she was out here for work which made it even better. We got to hang out for two nights in a row and have romantico dinners together. Every time I am with her I swear my ribs are going to break from laughing so much. That is why I call her Sunshine. Jason hates when Cathy and I are together because he thinks we speak in a special code and our voices raise about 12 octaves so it was a perfect time for her to come over. We could laugh without annoying any one. She keeps telling me she is going to move out here in a year but I want her to move out now

Who is faking?