Dear Cricket,
I heard that you recently had a terrible encounter with a flying squirrel. It is to my understanding that this flying squirrel made you run in terror and shake with fear. Well I am proud to tell you I have "taken care" of this problem for you. This squirrel won't be giving you trouble anymore! And if he does, you just tell me and I will take care of it!
Love,
Cousin Molly MacMaster
